Stick a fork in me.

I woke up STUPID this morning. I think about 87% of that is due to my alarm not going off and waking up late. I guess that means I went to sleep stupid. Anyway, my hair looked like Helena Bonham Carter's but I didn't have time to deal with it, so in my stupor I managed to plug in the straightening iron. A few minutes later I started using it and wouldn't you know, it wasn't working! Apparently actually turning it on is key to getting it to heat up. Whatevs. I finally made it out the door (with straight hair) and to the office. After my "must-do-these-things-first" routine I went and popped my waffle in the toaster. I stood and waited and waited and waited until I finally thought, MAN, this is taking a long time! So I lean over to look and the coils aren't heating! The toaster is broken?! Disaster! Right? Nope. The toaster wasn't plugged in. Awesome. So I've had my waffle and I'm allowing myself one more incident of stupid today before I pack it in.

I'm. Done.