Hilarious Racial Hypocrisy (it happens)
I took the dogs out for a walk this afternoon and it started raining. As we quickly head towards home, rain coming down harder with every step, I watch the same brand spanking new black Cadillac drive by several times. When we're just a couple of blocks from the house the Cadillac pulls over and I think, awesome, the creep that keeps driving back and forth is going to offer me a ride. Nope, better. The window rolls down and the driver is a middle aged black woman. She asks, "Have you seen a blue construction van?" Not an unusual question, as there is new construction in my neighborhood so I answer, 'No, ma'am, I haven't.' She responds, "Well, there's three 'meskins' in it and they look suspicious. You better get home, little girl!"